Congrats on Your Last Egg Raccoon Tee – Unisex V-Neck Graphic T-Shirt | 32° Super-Tech Fabric

Celebrate life feral and free with the Congrats on Your Last Egg raccoon tee — a unisex V-neck graphic shirt featuring Ginkgo the raccoon raising a toast. Printed on 32° super-tech performance fabric for all-day comfort.

The Congrats on Your Last Egg tee isn’t just a shirt — it’s a feral anthem for hitting 50, freedom, and not giving a damn. Featuring Ginkgo the raccoon in pearls and shades, cake knife in hand and champagne ready, this V-neck graphic tee makes aging look unapologetically badass.

• Premium V-neck tee

• Printed on 32° Super-Tech fabric — engineered to keep you cool 

• Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking performance feel

• Design inspired by real rescue raccoons

• Fit: Unisex, women may size down for a slimmer fit

This isn’t fast fashion. It’s feral fashion. For anyone celebrating milestones with cake, champagne, and zero apologies.